Alex. 19. Dallas
  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 

oinkwiping:

Getting a test you know you’re about to fail

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(via jaiquanda)

"Suck his dick"
A gay man’s advice for basically everything (via barack-obottm)

(Source: psyducked, via barack-obottm)